Watch Out For Whalefin

Whalefin

Watch out for Whalefin,
He’s a hell of a guy,
Hits a storm right in the eye,
Squeezes every dark cloud dry,
Makes the cumulonimbus cry,
Then kicks it back into the sky.

Watch out for Whalefin,
He’s a prince amongst men,
Saved the world again and again,
Conquers tyranny and then,
Meditates for an hour or ten,
On the profundity of Buddhism (Xen).

Watch out for Whalefin,
He’s practically a god,
Okay, so his haircut’s slightly odd,
But he’s so well-dressed and superbly shod,
By Saville Row’s Mr Thaddeus Todd,
(Couturier sublime and former Mod).

Watch out for Whalefin,
He’s a love supreme,
In fable a sweetheart, in fact a dream,
Outside his door the ladies scream,
Propositions quite obscene,
A man to envy, it would seem.

© Paul Ferry 2006

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